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2007.03.12

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Thank you for the kind words. As for Pt. 2 of the equation:

1. By the time we move to San Francisco, you'll be back east. Damn geography.
2. Not covered in scales. Or horns.
3. I actually smell very good. At all times. Ask anyone who has smelled me.

The way I see it, I whipped out a list that probably can't REALLY offend anyone, but probably can't REALLY flatter anyone either. I win.

I am covered in scales. How could you be so insensitive?

)c,:

I yoost kiddink!

qc;

I take vitamin d. Got rid of my scales.

But luckily he's still nice and furry.

I just shaved some of my winter fur off. 65 F today. Flowers are coming up in the yard.

We're having a cold snap. Fifties this week, brr!!

so, did you have to get out the lawn boy for that task, or did you just borrow someone's pet goat?

Kidding.

While I'm on a mean streak, I think you meant "flowers are sprouting up in the backseat of that BMW rotting in my lawn."

Kidding.

Woo. Reading the intro I was thinking to myself "oh shit, oh shit, I don't want my feelings to get hurt this morning. I'm too hungry to handle it." But my negatives were not offensive. Good job.

I refuse to be pigeonholed as a scaly, smelly, polite juicer. This is an outrage. I--oh, hell, I admit it: I'm just grateful for the attention.

Yes the bmw is up on blocks and soon will have walnut trees growing up through it (the car up on blocks is a good place for squirrels to stash their nuts).

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