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Champagne and orange juice.

I call it the High Life Screwdriver.

Champagne cocktails are their own special kind of bad idea.

My favorite (conceptually) is the champagne Kir: champagne and cassis.

I've had some good mimosas, but I've had many more bad ones. I think the orange juice has to be perfectly fresh or else the champagne will render it nasty.

The more significant problem, though, is having to say "I'll have a mimosa, please" while trying to maintain some semblance of masculinity.

That's why I always gently place the waiter's hand on my junk before ordering. If it's a guy, well, I guess I just BLOWNED his mind!!!

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