I actually filled this out earlier this week, then f'rgot 'bout it, then today found it still open on my desktop. So essentially, some of the answers are now lies.
FINISH THE SENTENCE-
Last night, I slept____.
On a futon mattress in the middle of the dining room. For reals. Our power was out and the gas furnace is in there. It was that or freeze.
2006 was ___.
over and done with a month ago.
My Grandma was born in ___.
Philadelphia, PA. That's the dead one. The other one… I dunno.
Gay marriage is ___.
evidence that gay people are just as stupid and in constant need of outside affirmation as straight people.
I could eat ___ everyday.
your brain
I won't marry __.
[.]
I am not at all attracted to ___.
Jake Gyllenhal, Ben Affleck, Freddy Prince, Jr., etc., etc.
If I had to move outta state, I'd go ___.
to Evanston, IL, apparently.
I wish I hadn't ___.
had that last drink and gotten so "talky" last night.
My dad is ___.
kind of a goofball.
___ (is) my idea of "sexy".
Robert Downey, Jr. (sans drugs, por favor)
I am currently hearing ___.
Jamey singing to himself.
*.*.* Random Q's *.*.*
2. How tall is your best friend?
You know what, I don’t really have a best friend, or friends, for that matter. I only have FFs and BFFs.
4. What was the name of your first crush?
Luke. This was in preschool, mind you.
5. Did this person ever say they loved you?
Um, yes, but it was 23 years later when I was a bridesmaid in his wedding.
6. What continent do you most want to see?
Atlantis
7. Name two of the most beautiful women ever?
Aaron Kraus and Christopher Sipiorski
8. What's one song you've listened to today?
Uh, nothing. No electricity.
11. What's your ideal height for the opposite sex?
Don’t matter--he’s gonna be stooped over kissing my feet most of the time. SNAP!
12. Do you know anything about your heritage?
Yes.
13. Have you ever played golf?
I have hit balls at a driving range, twice. Both times were extraordinarily bad situations apart from and in addition to being at a driving range.
14. What year did your mom graduate from high school?
196somethin'
15. Would you like to change your body/looks?
Why the hell not. Besides, I can only exert so much control.
16. Would you name your kids after someone?
No--if "oops" and "whoopsie" were too cliche, I would draw letters out of a hat.
REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Is your hair up?
no
Is your phone right beside you?
yes
Do you wish you were somewhere else?
Depends on where.
Do you have plans for tonight?
Grade paperzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Are you wearing makeup?
No. Well. “No.”
Are you wearing chapstick?:
No.
Are you cold?
Yes, in fact! Thanks for asking.
Are you tired?
Are you saying I look tired? F-U, prick.
Are you excited?
Oh yeah, just dancing out of my pants that I have to sit here and wait for the fucking electrician.
Are you wearing pajamas?
No. Slippers, yes.
Who's the last person that called you?
Mr. Electric. That is not a nickname for Jamey.
PAST
Anything you regret?
Gee, no, nothing, I have never made a mistake in my life. I hate people who say they have “no regrets.” Cocksuckers.
I also hate people who say “saves me a stamp” when they hand you something they could have/should have mailed. Who really goes around trying to spare stamps? Are they so scarce? What these cocksuckers actually mean is “too lazy to address an envelope.”
Ever stuck gum under a desk?
No
Ever spit at someone?
Not on purpose, but I spit when I talk quite frequently.
Ever kick something living?
Yes. I have also kicked dead things.
Ever had your nails done?
Once. For a wedding. Time + money = wasted.
LAST WEEK
Had any plans last week?
Uh… sure. I “planned” to sit on my ass and watch the entire Australian Open, I ‘spose. I also “planned” to spend three hours in a movie theater going “huh?” “whaaa---?” “JESUS CHRIST!” and “Tell me when I can look!” during the new David Lynch film.
Who did you see the most last week?
Maria Sharapova and Jamey.
Was last week interesting?
See my Australian Open posts below.
TODAY
Have you yelled at someone?
No.
Have you cried?
Like I have feelings :::rolls eyes:::
Have you called more than 3 people?
No
SPILL YOUR GUTS
First thing you did this morning?
Made the “bed.” Yes, I’m serious.
Last thing you ate?
Piece of bread.
What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?
Deciding my future. Oh no, wait, that’s a NIGHTMARE.
What's the last movie you saw?
Inland Empire. (“Whaaa--?”)
Do you believe in long distance relationships?
OH lord that’s a loaded question.
Have you been cheated on?
I sure done-diddly-have.
Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
I like to think that most people are thinking about me most of the time.
Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity)
Define “have.”
Whose bed did you sleep in last night
All of our guests’ collectively owned bed
What color shirt are you wearing?
Red. –ish.
What is the color of your bedsheets?
Sage green flannel. I know, but our apartment is exceptionally drafty.
What were you doing at 11 last night?
Discussing Coast-to-Coast AM, reincarnation, major regrets, and inner turmoil with Reese. Not “inner turmoil with Reese” but rather I was discussing all of these topics with Reese. I was having a conversation, and the conversation was with Reese. [...] [...] Are we clear? Yes, this is often how the conversation went. I’m an even better communicator when I’m tipsy.
Look to your left:
Window onto our balcony.
Long or Short Hair?
on a cat? short. on a man? short. on me? whatever suits my whim. long(ish), for the moment.
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