Well, JznO can vouch for me here: I totally called this one.
Fed had been playing his "B" game all tournament, had the stomach flu, and--let's face it--was kind of "due" to lose one at a hardcourt slam. Still, what the eff? Is this the month for slaying my idols? BOOOO!
YET, hope glimmers through the darkness tonight:
I will be
In the bar
With my head on the bar [...]
...IF...Sharpie/Screamapova/Shriekapova/SharaHOva loses in the women's final to Ana "Pigeon-Toed Babyfat Queen of Cheaters" Ivanovic.
That's right folks...MY GIRL IN ANOTHER GRAND SLAM FINAL!
Which means... another night in a sports bar for ThElizabeff. C'est la vie!
P.S. I have a sinus infection. LAME.
P.P.S. I have run out of tissues. DOUBLE LAME.