Sorry I not be postin'. Been comin' down with a moderate case of the crazies lately. I'll explain later.
In the meantime, feast your eyes on this (since they won't let me embed the video anymore--grr). Can we all agree right off the bat to thank Elton John for this, in spite of all? Look, I know, just turn the volume off.
Right around 2:45 or 2:46, imagine me falling clean out of my chair. Then at 3:36, when he looks all mad and shit, I'm all "yeah, Yeah, HIT ME!!!" Golden.