OH NOES! dis dress, it lax a taste.

It would be cruel to criticize her current form.  She was out after shoulder surgery for ten months or something crazy like that. 

But THIS:

Larger single image for extra added horror:

Masha, Masha--lovely, lanky Masha.  You look like a cross between the Eiffel Tower and the John Hancock.  We ladies of larger stature do ourselves no favors by suggesting with our attire that we require external bracing.