inn 3006, I'm bringing back the list. These five losers appear in random order.
GENTLEMEN
Brad Pitt. You had your day. You had horsey-face. Now you can have silicon lips all to yourself, you big cheating asshole.
Ethan Hawke. JESUS GAWD people, get over this skinny white walking overbite. Seriously.
Male Models, in general. Every one of these mancakes always looks to me like either a) he could kill me in .3 seconds by flexing one fleshy forearm, or b) I could beat him up, but he'd probably throw up all over me.
LADIES
Britney Spears. It's almost unfair to further molest this trainwreck with the sharp sting of sarcasm. But... well.. it's not sarcasm. Two word, folks: CHEE. TOS.
Tyra Banks. This woman is fucking terrifying.
Agent Sidney Bristow. Man, she got FAT this season!
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