Okay. Fine. Here she goes.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Elizabeth
2. ThElizabeth
3. liz

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I can cook.
2. I made peace with my move to the West Coast (at last, at last!).
3. I love people ferociously.

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My laugh.
2. I am extremely impatient with people, including my dear friends and loved ones.
3. My overall framesize, proportions, etc.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. Swedish
3. Dutch
Fuck, so WHY am I not blonde?

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Plane crashes.
2. A-'s
3. Being a cold, ruthless, heartless person.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Coffee.
2. Human interaction.
3. Alone time.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Reading glasses.
2. Jeans.
3. My mint and avocado "I hate blackbirds" screen-printed t-shirt.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Snow Patrol
2. interpol
3. De la Soul. Just kidding, but R.E.M didn't complete the rhyme.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Sleeping on a A Train: Monster Movie
2. Under the Milky way Tonight--Church
3. Clear the Air--Paris@2AM

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS.
1. Short skirts.
2.Blonde hair; black hair.
3. Skiing over a jump.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. My ears produce an unusually high quantity of ear wax.
2. My vocal range spans five octaves.
3. I have three kidneys.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Save money.
2. Get enough sleep.
3. Cure my anxieties.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Cooking.
2. Writing.
3. Drinking.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Have a bloody mary.
2. Successfully communicate my relationship-related concerns to my partner.
3. Go to sleep.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Lit professor.
2. Lawyer.
3. Call-girl.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. NYC
2. London
3. Rome

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Quit worrying obsessively about everything.
2. Tell a certain person exactly what he needs to fucking hear from me and no one else.
3. paul banks

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. Aaron
2. rah
3. Skippy

That was sooo fucking painful. Goodbye, cruel internets! (for now)